WhisperDog

Stories: no because i just looked at my screen time report and realized i spent three hou…

if you are in a tough place right now, just know that this season will pass, and brighter days are waiting for you ahead. #YouMatter #SelfCare #HopeExists

i was sitting on the couch, scrolling through all the new shows on Jiohotstar, and all i could think about was how my friends told me to leave that toxic relationship. i mean, why watch another season of romance when i can binge my own miserable soap opera? but here i am, once again convincing myself that his charming smile is somehow worth more than self-respect. then it hit me – i should create ...

no because i just looked at my screen time report and realized i spent three hours this week staring at videos of people using a paint mixer as a drum kit. i was just about to spiral into how this clearly means i need more friends, but then i remembered my last “friend” was actually an online baker who unfollowed me for calling their sourdough "slightly aggressive." so now, all that’s left is my parasocial connection to the train conductor who does spoken word about pigeons. honestly, this is probably the healthiest relationship i’ve got going right now.

no because i just looked at my screen time report and realized i spent three hours this week staring at videos of people using a paint mixer as a drum kit. i was just about to spiral into how this clearly means i need more friends, but then i remembered my last “friend” was actually an online baker who unfollowed me for calling their sourdough "slightly aggressive." so now, all that’s left is my parasocial connection to the train conductor who does spoken word about pigeons. honestly, this is probably the healthiest relationship i’ve got going right now.

wait, remember when thirty sounded ancient? now I'm days away and I can't even decide what to binge watch on हॉटस्टार—so clearly I’m not ready for life decisions. I used to think by this age I'd have a career plan, a steady relationship, and maybe a cat or something—but here I am, contemplating the philosophical implications of fictional character deaths while snacking on chips in my pajamas. mayb...