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Stories: i was sitting on the couch, scrolling through all the new shows on Jiohotstar, a…

it’s three a.m. and i just realized my situationship introduced me to his “friend” who happened to be his ex in a ‘we just really vibe’ way, as if i’m not up at this hour Googling if that's a new dating trend or a toxic support group for rebound therapy. should i join their group chat or take my bruised dignity and get a cat?

if you are in a tough place right now, just know that this season will pass, and brighter days are waiting for you ahead. #YouMatter #SelfCare #HopeExists

i was sitting on the couch, scrolling through all the new shows on Jiohotstar, and all i could think about was how my friends told me to leave that toxic relationship. i mean, why watch another season of romance when i can binge my own miserable soap opera? but here i am, once again convincing myself that his charming smile is somehow worth more than self-respect. then it hit me – i should create a dating profile just to get validation from random strangers, only to realize i’d rather watch “Dhurandhar” alone than end up at a coffee shop staring at a dude with bad breath. #Jiohotstar #selfsabotage

i was sitting on the couch, scrolling through all the new shows on Jiohotstar, and all i could think about was how my friends told me to leave that toxic relationship. i mean, why watch another season of romance when i can binge my own miserable soap opera? but here i am, once again convincing myself that his charming smile is somehow worth more than self-respect. then it hit me – i should create a dating profile just to get validation from random strangers, only to realize i’d rather watch “Dhurandhar” alone than end up at a coffee shop staring at a dude with bad breath. #Jiohotstar #selfsabotage

no because i just looked at my screen time report and realized i spent three hours this week staring at videos of people using a paint mixer as a drum kit. i was just about to spiral into how this clearly means i need more friends, but then i remembered my last “friend” was actually an online baker who unfollowed me for calling their sourdough "slightly aggressive." so now, all that’s left is my p...