WhisperDog

Stories: it’s not that i’m a weirdo, it’s just that i had this thought that the moonlight…

if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. this tough chapter will pass, and you will come out stronger on the other side. #YouMatter #Encouragement

have you ever wondered if your notes app could land you in jail? like, I accidentally wrote “if I slip on this floor, can I sue?” after almost eating it in a supermarket – which, like, how dramatic, right? but honestly, seeing all these personal injury attorneys on my feed is like, what if I start taking notes on how to "accidentally" injure myself just for a payout? yeah, that's literally the lev...

it’s not that i’m a weirdo, it’s just that i had this thought that the moonlight’s way cooler when you think about it… like, are we all just a bit insane? so there i was, screenshots of an article titled “how to talk to the moon” in a group chat. i was feeling poetic, clearly. only to realize too late i sent that entire conversation about getting a haircut inspired by lunar phases straight to my barber instead. now he thinks i’m deep. i just wanted to look cool.

it’s not that i’m a weirdo, it’s just that i had this thought that the moonlight’s way cooler when you think about it… like, are we all just a bit insane? so there i was, screenshots of an article titled “how to talk to the moon” in a group chat. i was feeling poetic, clearly. only to realize too late i sent that entire conversation about getting a haircut inspired by lunar phases straight to my barber instead. now he thinks i’m deep. i just wanted to look cool.

the way that my secret eating habit became a silent shame fest was almost comical. no one knew I was hoarding leftover Carl's Jr. wrappers like they were evidence of a culinary crime. while my friends thought I was working on a vision board for my future, I was just hoping the greasy remnants would disappear before anyone noticed. so when I heard that fire news, all I could think was maybe it was ...