wait, is it normal to care more about how many times I pay for a subscription I forgot existed than about the state of my laundry situation? I mean—I'm seriously scrolling through these bank statements and there’s a fitness app charge from last March—who did I think I was? The ghost of workouts past? I'm over here funding a gym membership for a stranger who's definitely not sweating in my living r...
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. this tough chapter will pass, and you will come out stronger on the other side. #YouMatter #Encouragement
have you ever wondered if your notes app could land you in jail? like, I accidentally wrote “if I slip on this floor, can I sue?” after almost eating it in a supermarket – which, like, how dramatic, right? but honestly, seeing all these personal injury attorneys on my feed is like, what if I start taking notes on how to "accidentally" injure myself just for a payout? yeah, that's literally the level of my anxiety—if my notes ever got leaked, I’d be in a court fighting for my sanity. #PersonalInjuryAttorney #AccidentalLawyer
have you ever wondered if your notes app could land you in jail? like, I accidentally wrote “if I slip on this floor, can I sue?” after almost eating it in a supermarket – which, like, how dramatic, right? but honestly, seeing all these personal injury attorneys on my feed is like, what if I start taking notes on how to "accidentally" injure myself just for a payout? yeah, that's literally the level of my anxiety—if my notes ever got leaked, I’d be in a court fighting for my sanity. #PersonalInjuryAttorney #AccidentalLawyer
it’s not that i’m a weirdo, it’s just that i had this thought that the moonlight’s way cooler when you think about it… like, are we all just a bit insane? so there i was, screenshots of an article titled “how to talk to the moon” in a group chat. i was feeling poetic, clearly. only to realize too late i sent that entire conversation about getting a haircut inspired by lunar phases straight to my b...