have you ever wondered if your notes app could land you in jail? like, I accidentally wrote “if I slip on this floor, can I sue?” after almost eating it in a supermarket – which, like, how dramatic, right? but honestly, seeing all these personal injury attorneys on my feed is like, what if I start taking notes on how to "accidentally" injure myself just for a payout? yeah, that's literally the lev...
it’s not that i’m a weirdo, it’s just that i had this thought that the moonlight’s way cooler when you think about it… like, are we all just a bit insane? so there i was, screenshots of an article titled “how to talk to the moon” in a group chat. i was feeling poetic, clearly. only to realize too late i sent that entire conversation about getting a haircut inspired by lunar phases straight to my b...
the way that my secret eating habit became a silent shame fest was almost comical. no one knew I was hoarding leftover Carl's Jr. wrappers like they were evidence of a culinary crime. while my friends thought I was working on a vision board for my future, I was just hoping the greasy remnants would disappear before anyone noticed. so when I heard that fire news, all I could think was maybe it was time for a cleansing. I should probably stop sneaking burgers in the dead of night—let’s just say my diet and my soul are both in flames. #CarlsJr #TruthHurts
the way that my secret eating habit became a silent shame fest was almost comical. no one knew I was hoarding leftover Carl's Jr. wrappers like they were evidence of a culinary crime. while my friends thought I was working on a vision board for my future, I was just hoping the greasy remnants would disappear before anyone noticed. so when I heard that fire news, all I could think was maybe it was time for a cleansing. I should probably stop sneaking burgers in the dead of night—let’s just say my diet and my soul are both in flames. #CarlsJr #TruthHurts
i was scrolling through old photos, searching for something to remind me of my vibrant self. instead, i found this girl with no clue who she was. my best guess? someone who believed baristas were capable of love at first sight. then bam, xfinity hits us with a major outage, and suddenly that version of me feels closer. maybe i was happier then, but now im just here with a lost Wi-Fi connection, da...