so i was scrolling through some fan pages and suddenly saw that my celebrity crush is dating a fictional character from this show i definitely don’t watch, and now i am spiraling. i spent last weekend crafting a Pinterest board of us traveling to every Australian landmark together, including Perth Wildcats games. now? it’s all ruined by some two-dimensional cartoon with perfect hair! who do i even...
yooo, just found myself caught in a rabbit hole about alex de minaur’s matches. i started crying because it reminded me of that one time my ex picked a tennis player over me - like, who needs emotional support when you have a double fault, right? now i’m rethinking all my life choices, my 12 unfinished hobbies, and contemplating sending an “i miss you” text to someone who literally hasn’t spoken t...
not gonna lie, my side hustle of making artisanal popsicles is now paying for my broccoli addiction, and every night I lay in bed replaying the moment I realized I accidentally referred to it as "broccolini" in front of the entire organic farmers market, just... *sigh* staring into the ceiling and questioning every life choice.
not gonna lie, my side hustle of making artisanal popsicles is now paying for my broccoli addiction, and every night I lay in bed replaying the moment I realized I accidentally referred to it as "broccolini" in front of the entire organic farmers market, just... *sigh* staring into the ceiling and questioning every life choice.
it’s three a.m. and i just rewatched that clip of alexander zverev fearing his next opponent. somehow, that resonates because now i'm staring at my bank account, filled with regrets about impulse purchases. caught myself calculating how many times i could have ordered takeout instead of making avocado toast at home. i might actually be more afraid of my finances than zverev is of cerundolo right n...