last night, I unsent a message about my deep and intense love for specifically, pink kitchen sponges, only to realize the recipient had literally already seen it and now it’s ten times worse. so now I am spiraling and manifesting that they think I was being ironic instead of the TRUTH that I was actually trying to plan my future home around sponge aesthetics. #spongelove #deluluthoughts
so i was scrolling through some fan pages and suddenly saw that my celebrity crush is dating a fictional character from this show i definitely don’t watch, and now i am spiraling. i spent last weekend crafting a Pinterest board of us traveling to every Australian landmark together, including Perth Wildcats games. now? it’s all ruined by some two-dimensional cartoon with perfect hair! who do i even...
yooo, just found myself caught in a rabbit hole about alex de minaur’s matches. i started crying because it reminded me of that one time my ex picked a tennis player over me - like, who needs emotional support when you have a double fault, right? now i’m rethinking all my life choices, my 12 unfinished hobbies, and contemplating sending an “i miss you” text to someone who literally hasn’t spoken to me in years. just as i was about to hit send, i heard my cat knock over my favorite mug. am i spiraling or is this the universe telling me to *chill*? #AlexDeMinaur #RelationshipDrama
yooo, just found myself caught in a rabbit hole about alex de minaur’s matches. i started crying because it reminded me of that one time my ex picked a tennis player over me - like, who needs emotional support when you have a double fault, right? now i’m rethinking all my life choices, my 12 unfinished hobbies, and contemplating sending an “i miss you” text to someone who literally hasn’t spoken to me in years. just as i was about to hit send, i heard my cat knock over my favorite mug. am i spiraling or is this the universe telling me to *chill*? #AlexDeMinaur #RelationshipDrama
not gonna lie, my side hustle of making artisanal popsicles is now paying for my broccoli addiction, and every night I lay in bed replaying the moment I realized I accidentally referred to it as "broccolini" in front of the entire organic farmers market, just... *sigh* staring into the ceiling and questioning every life choice.