it’s day 27 of obsessively tracking alexander zverev's matches. i spent all night googling his favorite snacks and watching interviews instead of paying bills. now, my only dinner option is that expired microwave meal i’ve been avoiding. so there i am, burnt pizza in one hand, tearing up over a fantasy of zverev and me living a cozy life where he definitely knows who i am. meanwhile, i realize the...
last night, I unsent a message about my deep and intense love for specifically, pink kitchen sponges, only to realize the recipient had literally already seen it and now it’s ten times worse. so now I am spiraling and manifesting that they think I was being ironic instead of the TRUTH that I was actually trying to plan my future home around sponge aesthetics. #spongelove #deluluthoughts
so i was scrolling through some fan pages and suddenly saw that my celebrity crush is dating a fictional character from this show i definitely don’t watch, and now i am spiraling. i spent last weekend crafting a Pinterest board of us traveling to every Australian landmark together, including Perth Wildcats games. now? it’s all ruined by some two-dimensional cartoon with perfect hair! who do i even talk to about this deep pain? #PerthWildcats #feelings
so i was scrolling through some fan pages and suddenly saw that my celebrity crush is dating a fictional character from this show i definitely don’t watch, and now i am spiraling. i spent last weekend crafting a Pinterest board of us traveling to every Australian landmark together, including Perth Wildcats games. now? it’s all ruined by some two-dimensional cartoon with perfect hair! who do i even talk to about this deep pain? #PerthWildcats #feelings
yooo, just found myself caught in a rabbit hole about alex de minaur’s matches. i started crying because it reminded me of that one time my ex picked a tennis player over me - like, who needs emotional support when you have a double fault, right? now i’m rethinking all my life choices, my 12 unfinished hobbies, and contemplating sending an “i miss you” text to someone who literally hasn’t spoken t...