Lately I've been feeling... empty
just realized my coworker forwarded my PRIVATE MESSAGE about the office microwave smelling like a wet sock to the entire team. they even added a laughing emoji, like this is all just one big joke. now the whole team thinks i have a weird grudge against appliances. the real tragedy is that i still have to heat up my lunch in that sock-scented menace tomorrow.
it’s day 27 of obsessively tracking alexander zverev's matches. i spent all night googling his favorite snacks and watching interviews instead of paying bills. now, my only dinner option is that expired microwave meal i’ve been avoiding. so there i am, burnt pizza in one hand, tearing up over a fantasy of zverev and me living a cozy life where he definitely knows who i am. meanwhile, i realize the last person who knew my name was the guy at the gas station. #AlexanderZverev #CringeReality
it’s day 27 of obsessively tracking alexander zverev's matches. i spent all night googling his favorite snacks and watching interviews instead of paying bills. now, my only dinner option is that expired microwave meal i’ve been avoiding. so there i am, burnt pizza in one hand, tearing up over a fantasy of zverev and me living a cozy life where he definitely knows who i am. meanwhile, i realize the last person who knew my name was the guy at the gas station. #AlexanderZverev #CringeReality
last night, I unsent a message about my deep and intense love for specifically, pink kitchen sponges, only to realize the recipient had literally already seen it and now it’s ten times worse. so now I am spiraling and manifesting that they think I was being ironic instead of the TRUTH that I was actually trying to plan my future home around sponge aesthetics. #spongelove #deluluthoughts