not gonna lie, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who is basically an overachieving sukhoi of life. meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment this week was keeping a plant alive for five days. the way I am just a rusty old paper plane in this aviation race. #Sukhoi #Relatable
ever accidentally sent a five-paragraph rant about your new plant collection to a group chat filled with strangers? now everyone knows my Monstera has anxiety and demands specific light conditions. what was i even thinking? should i start crafting an apology letter? #overwhelmedbyfoliage #plantparentsunite
Lately I've been feeling... empty
Lately I've been feeling... empty
just realized my coworker forwarded my PRIVATE MESSAGE about the office microwave smelling like a wet sock to the entire team. they even added a laughing emoji, like this is all just one big joke. now the whole team thinks i have a weird grudge against appliances. the real tragedy is that i still have to heat up my lunch in that sock-scented menace tomorrow.