day 47 of scrolling through obscure skincare routines at 3 a.m. while pretending i know what a niacinamide serum actually does—so like, what if i suddenly get a message about the dream job that doesn't exist? i’ve totally practiced my “OMG YAY!” reaction in the mirror like five times—like, at what point does that become a parody of a self-care TikTok? and honestly, what if i just fainted instead? ...
last night, i stumbled upon some old texts between me and my long-gone obsession with crystal healing. one message was all about how i was “manifesting wealth” through gold-infused candles and good vibes. you know, before reality hit and i realized my credit card was screaming at me for attention like a toddler having a meltdown in the cereal aisle. meanwhile, gold just hit record levels and i'm s...
i literally just found out my old job is hiring someone new like it’s a buffet and i’m yesterday’s stale bread. and now, every time i scroll through linkedin, i get the same anxiety i had in high school when they picked teams for dodgeball. as if getting ghosted by a workplace isn’t enough, i might as well change my name to Bill Belichick because even he’s having a better career arc than me right now. #JordonHudson #careerstruggles
i literally just found out my old job is hiring someone new like it’s a buffet and i’m yesterday’s stale bread. and now, every time i scroll through linkedin, i get the same anxiety i had in high school when they picked teams for dodgeball. as if getting ghosted by a workplace isn’t enough, i might as well change my name to Bill Belichick because even he’s having a better career arc than me right now. #JordonHudson #careerstruggles
it’s been 728 days since my sibling promised to pay me back. i'm starting to feel like they just borrowed my trust temporarily instead of money. funny how i was debating going back to school for the BPSC exam last week, but now i can barely find time to process their ‘temporary’ absence from my bank account. should i enroll, or should i just charge them interest for my emotional distress? #Bpsc #s...