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Stories: literally, I saw this Al Fateh vs Al Nassr match hype and thought about how my l…

day 11 of silently spiraling, and I unsent a message like a coward. only problem is, they already saw it. now I have to deal with this awful dance of pretending I didn't just call them a "weirdo" in a moment of panic. WHY did I even unsend it? it’s 3am and my brain is basically screaming "confrontation" while my fingers keep clicking “delete.”

i saw everyone excited about the new cooking class, while i still haven’t mastered boiling an egg. tried to join a recipe group for support but realized all my attempts end up on a ‘cooking fails’ compilation in my head. it’s funny how much effort i put into proving i can create a meal that’s not just takeout, but really, all i want is to be able to impress someone. guess i’ll stick to instant noo...

literally, I saw this Al Fateh vs Al Nassr match hype and thought about how my life feels like a constant football match where I’m stuck being the ref who gets ignored - yaar, matlab I keep trying to get people’s attention but all I get is crickets. bhai, it feels like watching the world score goals while I am still figuring out how to kick the ball, hai na? so I ordered a bunch of snacks thinking maybe that'll help, but realized I can't afford snacks if I want to watch the highlights - kyunki my grocery budget is looking like Al Fateh’s chances against Ronaldo's team. let’s be real, life’s really a game of poor decisions and wasted chances. #AlFatehVsAlnassr #LifeGoals

literally, I saw this Al Fateh vs Al Nassr match hype and thought about how my life feels like a constant football match where I’m stuck being the ref who gets ignored - yaar, matlab I keep trying to get people’s attention but all I get is crickets. bhai, it feels like watching the world score goals while I am still figuring out how to kick the ball, hai na? so I ordered a bunch of snacks thinking maybe that'll help, but realized I can't afford snacks if I want to watch the highlights - kyunki my grocery budget is looking like Al Fateh’s chances against Ronaldo's team. let’s be real, life’s really a game of poor decisions and wasted chances. #AlFatehVsAlnassr #LifeGoals

no because I decided to "embrace the grind" and started running again to feel accomplished. saw the UConn vs Marquette matchup, thought maybe I’d channel that competitive spirit. next thing I know, I’m four blocks in, contemplating if my workout playlist is just a desperate cry for help, when suddenly I tripped over nothing and face-planted into someone's yard. they probably think I’m some awkward...