not gonna lie, I liked a post from this guy I haven't talked to in ages while I was deep in the rabbit hole of his life, and suddenly I panicked like I just swiped the last cookie from the jar. meanwhile, jsw steel is surging and I can't even surge through my awkwardness to un-like the post. now I'm just stuck hoping he doesn't remember I exist, while steel prices are shooting up like my anxiety. ...
it's not that i hide things from my family, it's just... well, they found my social media and suddenly wanted an explanation for my recent obsession with inflatable lawn decorations. like, yes, i love them, but the way my mom interrogated me about “how does a unicorn wearing sunglasses reflect your values?” was next level. so there i was, standing in the living room, clutching a plush flamingo tha...
it's not that i’m bitter about passing up that chance to be in a national yo-yo competition—it's just that i once turned down the spot because my cousin said it was a stupid idea, and now i see them on billboards, throwing flashy tricks like they're the king of string, while i sit here battling dust bunnies and my intense regret every time i tie my shoes.
it's not that i’m bitter about passing up that chance to be in a national yo-yo competition—it's just that i once turned down the spot because my cousin said it was a stupid idea, and now i see them on billboards, throwing flashy tricks like they're the king of string, while i sit here battling dust bunnies and my intense regret every time i tie my shoes.
i accidentally hearted my own message about my love for medieval weaponry in a group chat full of birdwatchers. so now, instead of being a passive observer, i’m a LITERAL LONELY KNIGHT in their eyes. nobody responded, but i can practically hear their thoughts. “does he think he’s going to war with a longbow during the great owl count?” just a casual Tuesday, proving once again that sometimes the b...