it's not that i care about the stock market. i just happened to overhear my coworker whispering about some booming steel shares while texting about the new girlfriend he swore was "totally single." i guess his dating game is like jsw steel—great on paper, but really just a strong façade hiding a massive structure of lies. now i'm here, rolling my eyes over my lunch while contemplating if trust iss...
wait, my boss just said "we're like family here" right before announcing NO RAISES this year, and literally, all I could think was, did my dysfunctional family also steal money from each other like this? honestly, I just scheduled a dinner with my favorite relative… to find out if I’m getting a head start on a family feud or a job hunt. #JswSteelSharePrice #familydrama
not gonna lie, I liked a post from this guy I haven't talked to in ages while I was deep in the rabbit hole of his life, and suddenly I panicked like I just swiped the last cookie from the jar. meanwhile, jsw steel is surging and I can't even surge through my awkwardness to un-like the post. now I'm just stuck hoping he doesn't remember I exist, while steel prices are shooting up like my anxiety. #JswSteelSharePrice #oops
not gonna lie, I liked a post from this guy I haven't talked to in ages while I was deep in the rabbit hole of his life, and suddenly I panicked like I just swiped the last cookie from the jar. meanwhile, jsw steel is surging and I can't even surge through my awkwardness to un-like the post. now I'm just stuck hoping he doesn't remember I exist, while steel prices are shooting up like my anxiety. #JswSteelSharePrice #oops
it's not that i hide things from my family, it's just... well, they found my social media and suddenly wanted an explanation for my recent obsession with inflatable lawn decorations. like, yes, i love them, but the way my mom interrogated me about “how does a unicorn wearing sunglasses reflect your values?” was next level. so there i was, standing in the living room, clutching a plush flamingo tha...