why is my manager scheduling a ‘quick chat’ on a friday at 4pm? the only thing that is QUICK about this is my sanity slipping away. honestly, i’m imagining a dramatic plot twist where he reveals he's been secretly in love with me this whole time. then i check today's wordle hints and it hits me—my dreams are literally more plausible than the reality of a ‘quick chat’ leading to romance. stay tuned...
yooo, saw that alexandra eala is out here dominating the tennis world. meanwhile, i can't even dominate my laundry pile. my parents had it all figured out by the time they were my age. like, what kind of cosmic joke is this? they probably owned a house and had good credit while i'm over here still practicing my signature in case i ever get a celebrity marriage proposal. but hey, i'm living life on...
just sent my friend a text complaining about how stressful my day has been and accidentally included the message meant for my mom, raving about how amanda anisimova could probably handle my chaos better than I can - now my mom thinks i’ve turned sports into some sort of therapy and i have to explain why tennis is part of my life crisis. #Anisimova #whydoIlivehere
just sent my friend a text complaining about how stressful my day has been and accidentally included the message meant for my mom, raving about how amanda anisimova could probably handle my chaos better than I can - now my mom thinks i’ve turned sports into some sort of therapy and i have to explain why tennis is part of my life crisis. #Anisimova #whydoIlivehere
day 12 of organizing my spice rack because honestly, it feels like a great use of time. just discovered that my new roommate is making literally 15 dollars an hour more than I am, and I trained them on how to open a jar. am I supposed to apologize to the paprika for my life choices? the real tragedy is that I’m still the one who gets excited when I find cumin on sale. #UnexpectedDilemmas #SpiceRac...