no because i just learned that my family's secret sauce recipe was taken from a chain restaurant menu. 20 years of nostalgia just dissolved in my mouth. now every time i hear the words "Jindal Saw" i can't help but think about how everything I ever tasted was just... blandly unoriginal—this revelation hit harder than when my coworker casually mentioned their $50-a-plate restaurant job. i think i n...
the way that my mom asked when im having kids like i can just summon a partner from the void. i’m still over here struggling to remember if i turned off the stove this morning, but sure, let’s talk about offspring. like, is it too late to just say “i’m raising my vibrational energy”?
why is my manager scheduling a ‘quick chat’ on a friday at 4pm? the only thing that is QUICK about this is my sanity slipping away. honestly, i’m imagining a dramatic plot twist where he reveals he's been secretly in love with me this whole time. then i check today's wordle hints and it hits me—my dreams are literally more plausible than the reality of a ‘quick chat’ leading to romance. stay tuned for my next spiral. #TodayWordleHints #delulu
why is my manager scheduling a ‘quick chat’ on a friday at 4pm? the only thing that is QUICK about this is my sanity slipping away. honestly, i’m imagining a dramatic plot twist where he reveals he's been secretly in love with me this whole time. then i check today's wordle hints and it hits me—my dreams are literally more plausible than the reality of a ‘quick chat’ leading to romance. stay tuned for my next spiral. #TodayWordleHints #delulu
yooo, saw that alexandra eala is out here dominating the tennis world. meanwhile, i can't even dominate my laundry pile. my parents had it all figured out by the time they were my age. like, what kind of cosmic joke is this? they probably owned a house and had good credit while i'm over here still practicing my signature in case i ever get a celebrity marriage proposal. but hey, i'm living life on...