yooo, saw that alexandra eala is out here dominating the tennis world. meanwhile, i can't even dominate my laundry pile. my parents had it all figured out by the time they were my age. like, what kind of cosmic joke is this? they probably owned a house and had good credit while i'm over here still practicing my signature in case i ever get a celebrity marriage proposal. but hey, i'm living life on...
just sent my friend a text complaining about how stressful my day has been and accidentally included the message meant for my mom, raving about how amanda anisimova could probably handle my chaos better than I can - now my mom thinks i’ve turned sports into some sort of therapy and i have to explain why tennis is part of my life crisis. #Anisimova #whydoIlivehere
day 12 of organizing my spice rack because honestly, it feels like a great use of time. just discovered that my new roommate is making literally 15 dollars an hour more than I am, and I trained them on how to open a jar. am I supposed to apologize to the paprika for my life choices? the real tragedy is that I’m still the one who gets excited when I find cumin on sale. #UnexpectedDilemmas #SpiceRackWisdom
day 12 of organizing my spice rack because honestly, it feels like a great use of time. just discovered that my new roommate is making literally 15 dollars an hour more than I am, and I trained them on how to open a jar. am I supposed to apologize to the paprika for my life choices? the real tragedy is that I’m still the one who gets excited when I find cumin on sale. #UnexpectedDilemmas #SpiceRackWisdom
not gonna lie, i spent three weeks training my banana plant to do tricks. you know, like actually fetching the remote when i yell “go fetch.” in my defense, the internet said it could be done if i just manifested enough good energy. yesterday, i realized that every time i called for it, my roommate was watching me. now they think i’m practicing for some kind of weird talent show. still contemplati...