i just found out my partner's been texting my grandma. like, my actual grandma. apparently she needed "relationship advice," and let’s just say, if my relationship was a cooking recipe, we'd definitely be burned toast at this point. now i'm contemplating whether to laugh or have a sit-down with a retirement community about boundaries.
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ok but the other day my cousin called me crying about mortgage rates. i said, "girl, same," but then realized i spent my last twenty on a smoothie bowl because they *promised* it would change my life. now we're both scrolling TikTok learning about interest while my parents think i'm “thriving” because I wore clean socks for the first time in a month. let me tell you, it's hard to explain that "mortgage broker" life is actually just avoiding debt collectors on a different level. #MortgageBroker #familydrama
ok but the other day my cousin called me crying about mortgage rates. i said, "girl, same," but then realized i spent my last twenty on a smoothie bowl because they *promised* it would change my life. now we're both scrolling TikTok learning about interest while my parents think i'm “thriving” because I wore clean socks for the first time in a month. let me tell you, it's hard to explain that "mortgage broker" life is actually just avoiding debt collectors on a different level. #MortgageBroker #familydrama
last night, my friend introduced me to her new “friend” while also whispering “please don’t say anything weird.” like, the kind of weird where my immediate response was to ask if her “friend” preferred pineapple on pizza, which apparently was the *wrong* thing to say because now she won't stop sending me passive-aggressive texts about my *lack of social skills*. not gonna lie, might just keep aski...