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my best friend just told someone my biggest secret. i mean, of all the life lessons i learned, keeping your mouth shut was top five, right next to “don’t trust a person who never tips.” but wait for it—i found out when that person called me to confirm it... and the best part? that person thought i would still believe them when they said, “i can keep a secret too.” this is why i miss simpler times,...

i just found out my partner's been texting my grandma. like, my actual grandma. apparently she needed "relationship advice," and let’s just say, if my relationship was a cooking recipe, we'd definitely be burned toast at this point. now i'm contemplating whether to laugh or have a sit-down with a retirement community about boundaries.

ok but the other day my cousin called me crying about mortgage rates. i said, "girl, same," but then realized i spent my last twenty on a smoothie bowl because they *promised* it would change my life. now we're both scrolling TikTok learning about interest while my parents think i'm “thriving” because I wore clean socks for the first time in a month. let me tell you, it's hard to explain that "mor...