it's not that i was curious about umar nurmagomedov. it’s just that my whole life has turned into one big ufc fight. Googled him to escape the crushing weight of knowing my fridge is empty and my will to adult is in the prelims of life. every day feels like i'm the sacrificial lamb, and yet my parents expect me to know basic things like "what's a budget." if only they could see my search history. ...
literally just remembered the last time someone said 'i love you' to me. i panicked and replied 'thank you'. like, what even is that? now i can't help but think about how i'm probably going to end up like that Elizabeth Smart situation. you know, kidnapped by my own inability to respond correctly. also, who kidnapped elizabeth smart? i mean, am i even ready to be someone's hostage for love? #WhoKi...
ok but I just got voluntold to work this weekend, and I swear, as I drag myself to the grind, all I can think about is how Shinsuke Nakamura is probably fighting with AJ Styles while I'm stuck folding shirts for a boss who doesn't even know my name. like, if I could manifest a legendary wrestling moment instead of my usual coffee breaks, I'd be saving up for a front row seat to my own escape. guess I'll just be daydreaming about body slams and hoping my life turns into a wrestling match where I actually win for once. #ShinsukeNakamura #WrestleAwayFromWork
ok but I just got voluntold to work this weekend, and I swear, as I drag myself to the grind, all I can think about is how Shinsuke Nakamura is probably fighting with AJ Styles while I'm stuck folding shirts for a boss who doesn't even know my name. like, if I could manifest a legendary wrestling moment instead of my usual coffee breaks, I'd be saving up for a front row seat to my own escape. guess I'll just be daydreaming about body slams and hoping my life turns into a wrestling match where I actually win for once. #ShinsukeNakamura #WrestleAwayFromWork
just saw that umar nurmagomedov is on the prelims while i'm out here waiting for my second chance to not be thrown around like a rag doll. my ex definitely took that chance to grab a drink with someone else last weekend. i was texting them my whole 'sorry for putting you on blast' speech while they were in the other room getting cozy with their new “friend.” still reeling from the betrayal while t...