literally just remembered the last time someone said 'i love you' to me. i panicked and replied 'thank you'. like, what even is that? now i can't help but think about how i'm probably going to end up like that Elizabeth Smart situation. you know, kidnapped by my own inability to respond correctly. also, who kidnapped elizabeth smart? i mean, am i even ready to be someone's hostage for love? #WhoKi...
ok but I just got voluntold to work this weekend, and I swear, as I drag myself to the grind, all I can think about is how Shinsuke Nakamura is probably fighting with AJ Styles while I'm stuck folding shirts for a boss who doesn't even know my name. like, if I could manifest a legendary wrestling moment instead of my usual coffee breaks, I'd be saving up for a front row seat to my own escape. gues...
just saw that umar nurmagomedov is on the prelims while i'm out here waiting for my second chance to not be thrown around like a rag doll. my ex definitely took that chance to grab a drink with someone else last weekend. i was texting them my whole 'sorry for putting you on blast' speech while they were in the other room getting cozy with their new “friend.” still reeling from the betrayal while they just laugh at my dramatic play. i can’t even blame the universe, that’s on me for thinking i’d be the main event. #UmarNurmagomedov #tragiccomedy
just saw that umar nurmagomedov is on the prelims while i'm out here waiting for my second chance to not be thrown around like a rag doll. my ex definitely took that chance to grab a drink with someone else last weekend. i was texting them my whole 'sorry for putting you on blast' speech while they were in the other room getting cozy with their new “friend.” still reeling from the betrayal while they just laugh at my dramatic play. i can’t even blame the universe, that’s on me for thinking i’d be the main event. #UmarNurmagomedov #tragiccomedy
not gonna lie, holiday dinner took a wild turn when my relatives gathered to discuss my life choices like they were preparing a PowerPoint presentation. meanwhile, i was just thinking about how i heard NASA found a sun-like star forging crystals, and there i was, regretting my last online shopping spree where i bought 47 unnecessary candle holders. and honestly, i’m pretty sure they all believed m...