everyone’s buzzing about punxsutawney phil, but i’m over here planning my own shadowy funeral. like, what if phil sees his shadow, and it’s just an excuse for me to pull out my funeral outfit and rock that ‘better you than me’ vibe? so there i am, secretly relishing the day someone who always acted superior trips and falls, and boom—their face meets the ground like it’s a reunion i didn’t sign up ...
my ex texted me about stx stock this morning, and it reminded me how they always made me feel like my life's investments were a joke. they literally said, "you should invest," like I could make a fortune sitting next to them, texting my feelings while they splurged on all the wrong things. my whole life is basically a "stocks are up!" meme with zero dividends. honestly, it hurts to see my past as ...
last night, my parents just showed up unannounced, and i had to explain why my living room looks like a tornado hit a thrift store. like, literally, my laundry basket is a tower of shame topped with an empty pizza box, and they stared at it like it was a new art installation. so, instead of explaining, i casually mentioned it’s my “minimalist chaos” phase. honestly, they bought it, so now i can keep this going until spring cleaning becomes an emergency.
last night, my parents just showed up unannounced, and i had to explain why my living room looks like a tornado hit a thrift store. like, literally, my laundry basket is a tower of shame topped with an empty pizza box, and they stared at it like it was a new art installation. so, instead of explaining, i casually mentioned it’s my “minimalist chaos” phase. honestly, they bought it, so now i can keep this going until spring cleaning becomes an emergency.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this difficult moment will pass, and you have the strength to move through it. #Healing #YouAreNotAlone