not gonna lie, sometimes I wonder if my sibling’s biggest life achievement was getting mom to forget I exist. I mean, they’ve got their own highlight reel. Every family dinner is just a live taping of "Let’s Praise the Golden Child" while I'm over here considering turning to a life of crime. I even tried wearing a disguise at holidays just to see if it’d make them worry about losing me, but instea...
so, I found out my friends think I’m like a supporting character in a sitcom. I’m always the one creating dramatic plot twists for their boring lives. I guess that makes sense, considering the only time they check on me is when I accidentally post my breakfast on social media. #alwaysthebrunch #notasidelife
yoo, remember that time my sibling borrowed my ukulele “just for a few weeks”? yeah, it’s been two years. do they think i’m just gonna show up at their place like, “excuse me, can i have my overpriced piece of wood back, or are you starting a band without me?”
yoo, remember that time my sibling borrowed my ukulele “just for a few weeks”? yeah, it’s been two years. do they think i’m just gonna show up at their place like, “excuse me, can i have my overpriced piece of wood back, or are you starting a band without me?”
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