i literally found out my ex started dating my friend by seeing them in a video while I was literally scrolling through cooking tutorials. like, here I am trying to perfect the art of homemade sushi and boom! there’s my ex, looking like he’s auditioning for a bad rom-com with my best friend—so now i can’t decide if i’m more annoyed at their audacity or if i need to add "obsessively judging your cho...
not gonna lie, sometimes I wonder if my sibling’s biggest life achievement was getting mom to forget I exist. I mean, they’ve got their own highlight reel. Every family dinner is just a live taping of "Let’s Praise the Golden Child" while I'm over here considering turning to a life of crime. I even tried wearing a disguise at holidays just to see if it’d make them worry about losing me, but instea...
so, I found out my friends think I’m like a supporting character in a sitcom. I’m always the one creating dramatic plot twists for their boring lives. I guess that makes sense, considering the only time they check on me is when I accidentally post my breakfast on social media. #alwaysthebrunch #notasidelife
so, I found out my friends think I’m like a supporting character in a sitcom. I’m always the one creating dramatic plot twists for their boring lives. I guess that makes sense, considering the only time they check on me is when I accidentally post my breakfast on social media. #alwaysthebrunch #notasidelife
yoo, remember that time my sibling borrowed my ukulele “just for a few weeks”? yeah, it’s been two years. do they think i’m just gonna show up at their place like, “excuse me, can i have my overpriced piece of wood back, or are you starting a band without me?”