I just found out Antoine Semenyo might play against Arsenal after almost quitting football. This hits differently, like when you’ve stayed loyal to a job for years, only to realize you’re just a fill-in for the vending machine’s broken snack slot. I mean, I dedicated entire months to their company values while they were busy drafting a resignation letter for me behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Antoin...
just realized i spent two hours imagining a future where i run an underground pickleball league. thought about the secret handshake, the themed outfits, and the intense rivalries that would bloom over snack disputes. then i remembered i’ve never even PLAYED pickleball... and honestly, i don't even like pickles.
last night, i practiced my acceptance speech for being “best wingman” because my friends invited me out to watch auburn basketball and i had to decline. you see, my bank account is on life support and even the chips at the bar were raising my anxiety levels. i had a whole monologue prepared about how “my spirit will be there, just not my wallet” and realized my family's dysfunction would never let me live it down. as they laughed over beers, i sat alone plotting ways to make my ramen last through next month. #AuburnBasketball #adultingstruggles
last night, i practiced my acceptance speech for being “best wingman” because my friends invited me out to watch auburn basketball and i had to decline. you see, my bank account is on life support and even the chips at the bar were raising my anxiety levels. i had a whole monologue prepared about how “my spirit will be there, just not my wallet” and realized my family's dysfunction would never let me live it down. as they laughed over beers, i sat alone plotting ways to make my ramen last through next month. #AuburnBasketball #adultingstruggles
wait, just accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how VJ Paaru just throws people out of cars like it’s a sport, and i’m sitting here feeling like the main character of a tragic drama because the last time i felt that level of rejection was when my cat literally chose the neighbor over me—yes, I heard them purring on the other side of the fence. now I’m rethinking my entire life and...