it's not that my 'best friend' only texts when they need something — it's just that I find it weirdly relatable. kind of like watching Gabriel Magalhães accidentally hand over the ball, and you’re left feeling bad but also, yeah, I know that pain. I text them for emotional support, and they respond to say “can you help me move?” like, do I even get to break a glass or what? anyways, now I’m organi...
just caught myself googling "monroe doctrine" at three in the morning—i mean, who even am i? i have NO idea how this random piece of history jumped into my brain while my laundry piles up and i have not cooked a real meal in weeks. like—why am i dissecting U.S. foreign policy when i can’t even manage my own living situation? life is wild. #MonroeDoctrine #existentialcrisis
I just found out Antoine Semenyo might play against Arsenal after almost quitting football. This hits differently, like when you’ve stayed loyal to a job for years, only to realize you’re just a fill-in for the vending machine’s broken snack slot. I mean, I dedicated entire months to their company values while they were busy drafting a resignation letter for me behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Antoine’s fighting for glory while I’m fighting to remember what lunch breaks feel like. #AntoineSemenyo #lifechoices
I just found out Antoine Semenyo might play against Arsenal after almost quitting football. This hits differently, like when you’ve stayed loyal to a job for years, only to realize you’re just a fill-in for the vending machine’s broken snack slot. I mean, I dedicated entire months to their company values while they were busy drafting a resignation letter for me behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Antoine’s fighting for glory while I’m fighting to remember what lunch breaks feel like. #AntoineSemenyo #lifechoices
just realized i spent two hours imagining a future where i run an underground pickleball league. thought about the secret handshake, the themed outfits, and the intense rivalries that would bloom over snack disputes. then i remembered i’ve never even PLAYED pickleball... and honestly, i don't even like pickles.