literally stayed loyal to a company that wouldn’t think twice about replacing me with a robot—maybe even less time than it takes for me to finish my coffee. like, I clock in every day, while they are probably just scrolling TikTok—totally indifferent to the chaos I’m managing. honestly, today’s gold rates are spiking, and I was here dreaming of collecting coins instead of the gold medals for ‘most...
not gonna lie, i literally keep buying elaborate watercolor sets even though i can barely draw a stick figure. like, i sit there all proud, imagining my future masterpieces, and then spend hours just doodling potato people instead. at this point, my entire art journey is just a very colorful shrine to my own mediocrity.
wait, so I bought a life-sized cardboard cutout of a cat wearing a tuxedo. like, obviously I didn’t need it. but it was on sale. thirty percent off, which is basically free, right? now I’m just trying to convince myself that this suave feline is the new home decor that will transform my living room into an upscale lounge.
wait, so I bought a life-sized cardboard cutout of a cat wearing a tuxedo. like, obviously I didn’t need it. but it was on sale. thirty percent off, which is basically free, right? now I’m just trying to convince myself that this suave feline is the new home decor that will transform my living room into an upscale lounge.
wait, you ever stand in a crowded elevator, literally sweating under the fluorescent lights, while nodding at people discussing the weather as if you believe it actually matters? meanwhile, your brain's plotting an escape route involving a pet llama and a hot air balloon. honestly, if I just smiled and agreed to everything, maybe I could convince them I'm a professional weather consultant, even th...