ever look around at work and think "wow, this really does feel like family"? right before your boss casually mentions no raises this year, like family just dropped a Christmas present but it was really a cardboard cutout of your dream life. it’s the kind of irony that makes you want to send a heartfelt thank-you note to the universe for letting you put 'Adobe Express Premium' on your resumé while ...
why is it that i name my future pets after basketball players with someone i barely spoke to? like, we're over here calling our future goldfish LeBron and our hamster Steph like we’ve got this deep connection or something. and meanwhile, my heart is crying because the only thing i really remember about them is the awkward way they mentioned the NBA standings one time during that group project. the...
literally stayed loyal to a company that wouldn’t think twice about replacing me with a robot—maybe even less time than it takes for me to finish my coffee. like, I clock in every day, while they are probably just scrolling TikTok—totally indifferent to the chaos I’m managing. honestly, today’s gold rates are spiking, and I was here dreaming of collecting coins instead of the gold medals for ‘most faithful employee,’ which is just as useful as a paperweight, you know? maybe I should just make my own escape plan like I’m the main character in a terrible sitcom—shuffling around until my performance gets a laugh track. #TodayGoldRateChennai #ExistentialCrisis
literally stayed loyal to a company that wouldn’t think twice about replacing me with a robot—maybe even less time than it takes for me to finish my coffee. like, I clock in every day, while they are probably just scrolling TikTok—totally indifferent to the chaos I’m managing. honestly, today’s gold rates are spiking, and I was here dreaming of collecting coins instead of the gold medals for ‘most faithful employee,’ which is just as useful as a paperweight, you know? maybe I should just make my own escape plan like I’m the main character in a terrible sitcom—shuffling around until my performance gets a laugh track. #TodayGoldRateChennai #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, i literally keep buying elaborate watercolor sets even though i can barely draw a stick figure. like, i sit there all proud, imagining my future masterpieces, and then spend hours just doodling potato people instead. at this point, my entire art journey is just a very colorful shrine to my own mediocrity.