just realized that while kyle richards is busy reconciling with her husband, i’m over here trying to reconcile my sanity after a client emailed me for the tenth time today about a project that’s already done. honestly, the last time i had this many misunderstandings, i was in high school and convinced that my friend’s boyfriend was secretly into me. so, picture me, full funeral outfit ready for th...
not gonna lie, I changed everything about my playlist to impress a DJ I had a crush on. like, suddenly I was vibing with a hundred songs I'd never listened to, practicing how to look all cool at festivals. so there I was, dancing like I was in a neon tornado, and he was just sitting there scrolling on his phone, looking for someone else. I even memorized all the best local spots to ‘discuss art,’ ...
bruh, when my boss dropped the "we're just disappointed" line about my project, i flashed back to that time i skipped class for the Timberwolves game and got busted. all i wanted was to dunk my grades and eat nachos, now here i am struggling just to stay afloat like the Timberwolves with all their injuries. lmao, if disappointment was currency, i could retire and pay off my Netflix bill, but nope, still binge-watching through the pain. #TimberwolvesVsThunder #LifeStruggles
bruh, when my boss dropped the "we're just disappointed" line about my project, i flashed back to that time i skipped class for the Timberwolves game and got busted. all i wanted was to dunk my grades and eat nachos, now here i am struggling just to stay afloat like the Timberwolves with all their injuries. lmao, if disappointment was currency, i could retire and pay off my Netflix bill, but nope, still binge-watching through the pain. #TimberwolvesVsThunder #LifeStruggles
i used to laugh at people who obsess over celebrities. but here i am, watching every episode of a show i swore i would never get into, waiting for any tiny detail about kyle richards and her relationship drama. the other day, i realized my skincare routine is literally planned around the timing of the latest rumors. like, why am i emotionally invested in a couple's reconciliation when my own life ...