WhisperDog

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not gonna lie, I changed everything about my playlist to impress a DJ I had a crush on. like, suddenly I was vibing with a hundred songs I'd never listened to, practicing how to look all cool at festivals. so there I was, dancing like I was in a neon tornado, and he was just sitting there scrolling on his phone, looking for someone else. I even memorized all the best local spots to ‘discuss art,’ ...

bruh, when my boss dropped the "we're just disappointed" line about my project, i flashed back to that time i skipped class for the Timberwolves game and got busted. all i wanted was to dunk my grades and eat nachos, now here i am struggling just to stay afloat like the Timberwolves with all their injuries. lmao, if disappointment was currency, i could retire and pay off my Netflix bill, but nope,...

i used to laugh at people who obsess over celebrities. but here i am, watching every episode of a show i swore i would never get into, waiting for any tiny detail about kyle richards and her relationship drama. the other day, i realized my skincare routine is literally planned around the timing of the latest rumors. like, why am i emotionally invested in a couple's reconciliation when my own life feels like a soap opera? at this point, the only thing breaking my heart is my lack of personal fulfillment while i'm following these public figures like they’re my reality. #KyleRichards #RealityCheck

i used to laugh at people who obsess over celebrities. but here i am, watching every episode of a show i swore i would never get into, waiting for any tiny detail about kyle richards and her relationship drama. the other day, i realized my skincare routine is literally planned around the timing of the latest rumors. like, why am i emotionally invested in a couple's reconciliation when my own life feels like a soap opera? at this point, the only thing breaking my heart is my lack of personal fulfillment while i'm following these public figures like they’re my reality. #KyleRichards #RealityCheck

kyle richards is back with her husband, and here I am, wondering why I put all my energy into making friendships that don’t even acknowledge my birthday. seriously, if I went missing, would they even know? turns out giving everything to people who can't give anything back is a real talent of mine. #KyleRichards #RealityCheck