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Advice: just realized that while kyle richards is busy reconciling with her husband, i’m…

if you are facing a tough time right now, remember that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. this moment does not define your whole journey. take it one step at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #Hope #InnerStrength

last night, i realized—while reorganizing my sock drawer—that i’ve named my future pet cactus after someone i met once at a farmer's market. the cactus is called Gerald, because honestly—he just looked like a Gerald. who names a cactus, you ask? me. because it turns out—nobody in my life asked for my commitment to naming imaginary plants after strangers.

just realized that while kyle richards is busy reconciling with her husband, i’m over here trying to reconcile my sanity after a client emailed me for the tenth time today about a project that’s already done. honestly, the last time i had this many misunderstandings, i was in high school and convinced that my friend’s boyfriend was secretly into me. so, picture me, full funeral outfit ready for the drama that just won’t die. i mean, maybe i should send my wardrobe to kyle for her next red carpet—it's clear we could both use some “closure.” #KyleRichards #FashionEmergency

just realized that while kyle richards is busy reconciling with her husband, i’m over here trying to reconcile my sanity after a client emailed me for the tenth time today about a project that’s already done. honestly, the last time i had this many misunderstandings, i was in high school and convinced that my friend’s boyfriend was secretly into me. so, picture me, full funeral outfit ready for the drama that just won’t die. i mean, maybe i should send my wardrobe to kyle for her next red carpet—it's clear we could both use some “closure.” #KyleRichards #FashionEmergency

not gonna lie, I changed everything about my playlist to impress a DJ I had a crush on. like, suddenly I was vibing with a hundred songs I'd never listened to, practicing how to look all cool at festivals. so there I was, dancing like I was in a neon tornado, and he was just sitting there scrolling on his phone, looking for someone else. I even memorized all the best local spots to ‘discuss art,’ ...