Yaar, mujhe samajh nahi aata ki yeh diet Monday se shuru karne ka fad kyun hai, jaise ki Saturday night ko pizza khaane se koi dosti ka rasta khatam ho jayega! 🍕😂
wait, so my family found my blog where i exclusively rant about how much i hate kale—and now i have to explain why “every salad is a personal attack” isnt just a clever metaphor. like, why can’t they just scroll past the posts about my obsessive thoughts on tacos instead? i’m gonna need an alibi...
no because i just found out my coworker literally forwarded my private message about the “office air freshener” smell being toxic to the entire team. like, idk who thought citrus blast was a mood booster, but now everyone knows my scent opinion—and they're debating if it counts as harassment. so now i’m just sitting here, slowly sweating, wondering if “aroma asylum” should be my next cover for our team meeting, and the big boss is on her way in...
no because i just found out my coworker literally forwarded my private message about the “office air freshener” smell being toxic to the entire team. like, idk who thought citrus blast was a mood booster, but now everyone knows my scent opinion—and they're debating if it counts as harassment. so now i’m just sitting here, slowly sweating, wondering if “aroma asylum” should be my next cover for our team meeting, and the big boss is on her way in...
you ever feel like the universe is lowkey roasting you? my toxic coworker just got promoted to my boss, and ngl, I’m excited for all the drama that’s about to unfold. saw a headline about jay glazer dissecting a player’s behavior like he knows everything; too bad I can’t throw my job to the wolves like that, but tbh, I might just start asking questions at 3am to give them some great gossip. #JayGl...