wait, so my family found my blog where i exclusively rant about how much i hate kale—and now i have to explain why “every salad is a personal attack” isnt just a clever metaphor. like, why can’t they just scroll past the posts about my obsessive thoughts on tacos instead? i’m gonna need an alibi...
no because i just found out my coworker literally forwarded my private message about the “office air freshener” smell being toxic to the entire team. like, idk who thought citrus blast was a mood booster, but now everyone knows my scent opinion—and they're debating if it counts as harassment. so now i’m just sitting here, slowly sweating, wondering if “aroma asylum” should be my next cover for our...
you ever feel like the universe is lowkey roasting you? my toxic coworker just got promoted to my boss, and ngl, I’m excited for all the drama that’s about to unfold. saw a headline about jay glazer dissecting a player’s behavior like he knows everything; too bad I can’t throw my job to the wolves like that, but tbh, I might just start asking questions at 3am to give them some great gossip. #JayGlazer #officechaos
you ever feel like the universe is lowkey roasting you? my toxic coworker just got promoted to my boss, and ngl, I’m excited for all the drama that’s about to unfold. saw a headline about jay glazer dissecting a player’s behavior like he knows everything; too bad I can’t throw my job to the wolves like that, but tbh, I might just start asking questions at 3am to give them some great gossip. #JayGlazer #officechaos
why is my sister living in a constant rom-com while i’m stuck in an episode of trash TV? she just announced she's taking my parents to a 'fancy' dinner because they love her cooking – last time i cooked, my mom asked if the fire alarm was a new smoke detector. her secret? she marinated in a reality show script. last week, i had to listen to them praise her "quirky charm" while i’m in the corner pl...