Appreciation: Yaar, mujhe samajh nahi aata ki yeh diet Monday se shuru karne ka fad kyun hai, …

i just found out my ex is not only dating someone else but it’s a person he called “my second chance” like he recycled a coffee cup instead of just saying he was a dumb mistake, and here i am, sitting in my tiny apartment binge-watching reality shows and Googling ‘how to heal a broken heart while crying into leftover pizza’ while i casually remember my high school best friend who always said i sho...

last night, i checked my partner’s phone while they were snoozing, because obviously i’m a nosy snoop. turns out they’ve been using the “school closure” news as an excuse to play video games ALL day! my mind is reeling—i’m here adulting and they’re out here grinding on a fantasy realm while i’m literally battling life bills. now i’m awake and wondering how long it’ll take before they notice the pl...

wait, so my family found my blog where i exclusively rant about how much i hate kale—and now i have to explain why “every salad is a personal attack” isnt just a clever metaphor. like, why can’t they just scroll past the posts about my obsessive thoughts on tacos instead? i’m gonna need an alibi...