so i ordered a pizza, right? and somehow they delivered it to my neighbor, who then brings it over saying “you owe me a slice” like i'm gonna pay for food that got to them FIRST, is this a pizza monopoly or something?
sometimes i lay awake at night thinking about how in 2016 i got so lost on a hike that i started crying and yelling for my friend who had already gone home because i was too proud to admit i had no clue where i was and all i could hear was the rustling of leaves and my own stupid voice echoing back at me.
literally just had to explain how to use a stapler to my boss and it felt like i was explaining rocket science, yaar matlab samjho na, जब वो एक सवाल पूछते हैं तो हर बार ऐसी cringe होती है।
literally just had to explain how to use a stapler to my boss and it felt like i was explaining rocket science, yaar matlab samjho na, जब वो एक सवाल पूछते हैं तो हर बार ऐसी cringe होती है।
i literally spent three hours reorganizing my sock drawer because somehow matching socks became the new meaning of life and my spouse casually mentioned that mismatched ones were “character,” so now my whole sock philosophy is in question and i do not even know if i should throw them out or wear them proudly like a badge of honor.