sometimes i lay awake at night thinking about how in 2016 i got so lost on a hike that i started crying and yelling for my friend who had already gone home because i was too proud to admit i had no clue where i was and all i could hear was the rustling of leaves and my own stupid voice echoing back at me.
literally just had to explain how to use a stapler to my boss and it felt like i was explaining rocket science, yaar matlab samjho na, जब वो एक सवाल पूछते हैं तो हर बार ऐसी cringe होती है।
i literally spent three hours reorganizing my sock drawer because somehow matching socks became the new meaning of life and my spouse casually mentioned that mismatched ones were “character,” so now my whole sock philosophy is in question and i do not even know if i should throw them out or wear them proudly like a badge of honor.
i literally spent three hours reorganizing my sock drawer because somehow matching socks became the new meaning of life and my spouse casually mentioned that mismatched ones were “character,” so now my whole sock philosophy is in question and i do not even know if i should throw them out or wear them proudly like a badge of honor.
i saw this really beautiful plant in the store and thought about how i can't even keep my current one alive but yaar, matlab samjho na, 500 rupees toh bohot hai mere liye aaj kal. कहीं तो बचत करनी है लेकिन जब इतना देखता हूँ, तो समझ ही नहीं आता क्यूँ लगता है ज़िन्दगी में इतनी मुश्किलें हैं।