it's 2:47 AM and i just hearted my own comment in a group chat about how tuna fish sandwiches are an abomination. why am i having a panic attack over a silly lunch? did i just admit my inner thoughts deserve validation? will the others now form an anti-hearting coalition against me? can you even be a leader in a social uprising if you are also the instigator of the chaos? i guess i just discovered...
literally sent a screenshot of my neighbor's weird garden gnome collection to them instead of my friend—this isn't just a freak accident. it's a full-blown disaster—my neighbor already thinks I’m spying on them for having six gnomes that look like they’re planning a heist. now I'm the weird neighbor who appreciates their terrible taste. so much for keeping a low profile in this nightmare suburban ...
if you are facing a tough moment, just know that you have made it through hard times before. every challenge is a step toward becoming the person you are meant to be. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone
if you are facing a tough moment, just know that you have made it through hard times before. every challenge is a step toward becoming the person you are meant to be. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone
it's not that I want to live in a world where pigeons are secretly plotting my downfall... it's just that I sent a voice text to my therapist saying, "what if the grocery store is actually a front for an underground pigeon cult?" and now I think I should stop analyzing conspiracy theories while standing in the cereal aisle. I mean, do pigeons even *need* a cult? They're already so... judgemental.