literally sent a screenshot of my neighbor's weird garden gnome collection to them instead of my friend—this isn't just a freak accident. it's a full-blown disaster—my neighbor already thinks I’m spying on them for having six gnomes that look like they’re planning a heist. now I'm the weird neighbor who appreciates their terrible taste. so much for keeping a low profile in this nightmare suburban ...
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it's not that I want to live in a world where pigeons are secretly plotting my downfall... it's just that I sent a voice text to my therapist saying, "what if the grocery store is actually a front for an underground pigeon cult?" and now I think I should stop analyzing conspiracy theories while standing in the cereal aisle. I mean, do pigeons even *need* a cult? They're already so... judgemental.
it's not that I want to live in a world where pigeons are secretly plotting my downfall... it's just that I sent a voice text to my therapist saying, "what if the grocery store is actually a front for an underground pigeon cult?" and now I think I should stop analyzing conspiracy theories while standing in the cereal aisle. I mean, do pigeons even *need* a cult? They're already so... judgemental.
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