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it's 2:47 AM and i just hearted my own comment in a group chat about how tuna fish sandwiches are an abomination. why am i having a panic attack over a silly lunch? did i just admit my inner thoughts deserve validation? will the others now form an anti-hearting coalition against me? can you even be a leader in a social uprising if you are also the instigator of the chaos? i guess i just discovered my true calling—professional social pariah.
it's 2:47 AM and i just hearted my own comment in a group chat about how tuna fish sandwiches are an abomination. why am i having a panic attack over a silly lunch? did i just admit my inner thoughts deserve validation? will the others now form an anti-hearting coalition against me? can you even be a leader in a social uprising if you are also the instigator of the chaos? i guess i just discovered my true calling—professional social pariah.
literally sent a screenshot of my neighbor's weird garden gnome collection to them instead of my friend—this isn't just a freak accident. it's a full-blown disaster—my neighbor already thinks I’m spying on them for having six gnomes that look like they’re planning a heist. now I'm the weird neighbor who appreciates their terrible taste. so much for keeping a low profile in this nightmare suburban ...