yooo, so i was sitting at my desk, ready to hurl myself out the window, when i heard the news about the rain. like, it’s ironic. i have a funeral outfit in my office because sometimes you just gotta be prepared for how miserable it gets here. turns out, i might need it sooner than expected because my toxic boss just announced that "heavy showers of blame" will fall on us next week. at least i can ...
it's not that i care about basketball — it's just that every time juju watkins gets mentioned, i realize i am more invested in her career than the last three relationships i've had. because let’s be honest — a college student crushing it on the court sounds a lot better than me trying to get through awkward small talk with someone who still hasn't figured out how to text back. if juju ever wanted ...
wait, so I just forgave someone publicly for being a total jerk, right? I’m sitting there, all smiles, giving them a hug like we're in a Netflix rom-com. but inside, I know the trust is gone. it’s like they dropped a new show on me that everyone raves about, but every episode is just a rerun of bad decisions. you can’t unsee that! #OttReleaseThisWeek #TrustIssues
wait, so I just forgave someone publicly for being a total jerk, right? I’m sitting there, all smiles, giving them a hug like we're in a Netflix rom-com. but inside, I know the trust is gone. it’s like they dropped a new show on me that everyone raves about, but every episode is just a rerun of bad decisions. you can’t unsee that! #OttReleaseThisWeek #TrustIssues
not gonna lie, I literally watched a documentary on the mating rituals of octopuses last night. like, what even is that? so when someone casually glances at my search history and raises an eyebrow, I just shrug like “oh, you know, regular Tuesday night stuff.” because honestly, who needs to explain why you're fascinated by an animal that literally changes colors to seduce? I think I’ll just let th...