no because i just found out that the guy i thought was my “ex” literally never broke up with his actual ex. i mean, the way they both thought it was perfectly normal to call each other “just friends” had me questioning my entire life choices, like maybe my next career move should be figuring out how to do minimal research before diving into a situationship. now i’m over here texting my best friend...
so like, my parents literally just walked in on me trying to recreate an entire fantasy world in my living room... with a bunch of plush dragons and a makeshift throne made of pillows. their faces were a mix of horror and confusion, like, is their son a *real life* gamer or just really bad at adulting? ...now they're in my kitchen asking if I've eaten anything besides instant noodles this week. #m...
so the other day i’m literally at this weird little flea market looking for vintage spoons (don’t judge, they match my vibe), and guess who rolls up acting like we never spent our childhood making mud pies together? yeah, it’s my old next-door neighbor who now has a high-and-mighty attitude, wearing sunglasses that scream "i’m better than you!" honestly, all i can think is - girl, we both used to get yelled at for stealing cookies from your mom’s jar like it was a heist! anyway, i gave her a wave, and she just looked at me like i’m some random passerby. bet she doesn't even remember the time we both got stuck in that giant inflatable dinosaur at the fair and had to be rescued by some very confused teenagers. what a life.
so the other day i’m literally at this weird little flea market looking for vintage spoons (don’t judge, they match my vibe), and guess who rolls up acting like we never spent our childhood making mud pies together? yeah, it’s my old next-door neighbor who now has a high-and-mighty attitude, wearing sunglasses that scream "i’m better than you!" honestly, all i can think is - girl, we both used to get yelled at for stealing cookies from your mom’s jar like it was a heist! anyway, i gave her a wave, and she just looked at me like i’m some random passerby. bet she doesn't even remember the time we both got stuck in that giant inflatable dinosaur at the fair and had to be rescued by some very confused teenagers. what a life.
literally thought my side hustle was just a cute little thing to fill the void of my existence, you know? but now i'm actually relying on it to pay for my monthly obsession with that overpriced scented candle store. and guess what? the twist is, my “successful” side hustle is just me selling off my collection of rare action figures that i definitely told everyone were "investments." guess i’ll jus...