WhisperDog

Stories: no because i just found out that the guy i thought was my “ex” literally never b…

day 14 of being ghosted by my job — opened linkedin to see my position posted like a clearance sale, now all i can think is... who’s gonna let me in on the discount? #JobMarketMysteries #CareerConfusion

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no because i just found out that the guy i thought was my “ex” literally never broke up with his actual ex. i mean, the way they both thought it was perfectly normal to call each other “just friends” had me questioning my entire life choices, like maybe my next career move should be figuring out how to do minimal research before diving into a situationship. now i’m over here texting my best friend about how i deserve a whole Mahesh Babu-style love story while living in this soap opera level of chaos. honestly, if my love life was a movie, it’d probably be one where everyone dies in the end and no one sees it coming. #MaheshBabu #RelationshipChaos

no because i just found out that the guy i thought was my “ex” literally never broke up with his actual ex. i mean, the way they both thought it was perfectly normal to call each other “just friends” had me questioning my entire life choices, like maybe my next career move should be figuring out how to do minimal research before diving into a situationship. now i’m over here texting my best friend about how i deserve a whole Mahesh Babu-style love story while living in this soap opera level of chaos. honestly, if my love life was a movie, it’d probably be one where everyone dies in the end and no one sees it coming. #MaheshBabu #RelationshipChaos

so like, my parents literally just walked in on me trying to recreate an entire fantasy world in my living room... with a bunch of plush dragons and a makeshift throne made of pillows. their faces were a mix of horror and confusion, like, is their son a *real life* gamer or just really bad at adulting? ...now they're in my kitchen asking if I've eaten anything besides instant noodles this week. #m...