so like, my parents literally just walked in on me trying to recreate an entire fantasy world in my living room... with a bunch of plush dragons and a makeshift throne made of pillows. their faces were a mix of horror and confusion, like, is their son a *real life* gamer or just really bad at adulting? ...now they're in my kitchen asking if I've eaten anything besides instant noodles this week. #m...
so the other day i’m literally at this weird little flea market looking for vintage spoons (don’t judge, they match my vibe), and guess who rolls up acting like we never spent our childhood making mud pies together? yeah, it’s my old next-door neighbor who now has a high-and-mighty attitude, wearing sunglasses that scream "i’m better than you!" honestly, all i can think is - girl, we both used to ...
literally thought my side hustle was just a cute little thing to fill the void of my existence, you know? but now i'm actually relying on it to pay for my monthly obsession with that overpriced scented candle store. and guess what? the twist is, my “successful” side hustle is just me selling off my collection of rare action figures that i definitely told everyone were "investments." guess i’ll just call myself an entrepreneur now. #unexpectedsidehustle #collectorsparadise
literally thought my side hustle was just a cute little thing to fill the void of my existence, you know? but now i'm actually relying on it to pay for my monthly obsession with that overpriced scented candle store. and guess what? the twist is, my “successful” side hustle is just me selling off my collection of rare action figures that i definitely told everyone were "investments." guess i’ll just call myself an entrepreneur now. #unexpectedsidehustle #collectorsparadise
no because my mom texted me a full breakdown of her gambling losses instead of just asking how I'm doing. apparently the Hawks are great at losing money too, just like me. now I’m awake all night worrying I’ll have to take a loan out to support her while she roots for the Timberwolves. what kind of twisted universe is this? #HawksVsTimberwolves #FamilyDrama