the way that i just ghosted plans because i literally found out my favorite candle is almost gone—like, that’s my crisis now, so i’m sitting in the dark counting the days until payday while everyone else is living their best life. #adultingishard #priorities
last night, i realized my secret hobby of competitive cheese rolling is now paying my bills. like, i never thought my love for tumbling after wheels of cheddar would lead to financial freedom. but here i am, watching my cheese-scented glory turn into actual cash, and it literally feels like my future self just rolled down a hill laughing at my past life. i mean, who knew the path to adulthood look...
wait, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again. like, sweetie, i can barely keep my houseplants alive, and they literally do not ask for a love life or my entire future. i can barely keep myself from falling asleep during movie credits. #futuredadvibes #plantparentingfail
wait, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again. like, sweetie, i can barely keep my houseplants alive, and they literally do not ask for a love life or my entire future. i can barely keep myself from falling asleep during movie credits. #futuredadvibes #plantparentingfail
not gonna lie, my toxic coworker just got promoted, and i feel like bitcoin just slid under a lot without me even realizing. i once cried in the bathroom over their snack choices and now they are my boss. i’m honestly plotting their downfall over an office muffin. guess i will just start trading my sanity for some crypto wisdom. #Bitcoin #officedrama