last night, i realized my secret hobby of competitive cheese rolling is now paying my bills. like, i never thought my love for tumbling after wheels of cheddar would lead to financial freedom. but here i am, watching my cheese-scented glory turn into actual cash, and it literally feels like my future self just rolled down a hill laughing at my past life. i mean, who knew the path to adulthood look...
wait, my mom just asked when i’m having kids again. like, sweetie, i can barely keep my houseplants alive, and they literally do not ask for a love life or my entire future. i can barely keep myself from falling asleep during movie credits. #futuredadvibes #plantparentingfail
not gonna lie, my toxic coworker just got promoted, and i feel like bitcoin just slid under a lot without me even realizing. i once cried in the bathroom over their snack choices and now they are my boss. i’m honestly plotting their downfall over an office muffin. guess i will just start trading my sanity for some crypto wisdom. #Bitcoin #officedrama
not gonna lie, my toxic coworker just got promoted, and i feel like bitcoin just slid under a lot without me even realizing. i once cried in the bathroom over their snack choices and now they are my boss. i’m honestly plotting their downfall over an office muffin. guess i will just start trading my sanity for some crypto wisdom. #Bitcoin #officedrama
wait, so with the whole spain train accident, it got me thinking. remember how i always said i would NEVER be the person with a funeral outfit ready at all times? well, here i am, with a meticulously planned outfit just in case something happens. am i a weirdo or just prepared for life’s chaos? why do i even own this? now every time there’s a news flash, i check the fit like i’m starring in my own...