it’s not that i mind training someone who will probably trip over their own shoelaces during their first presentation—it’s just that i didn’t expect them to get a pay bump from the same boss who still thinks “team building” means awkward trust falls in the break room. meanwhile, i’m over here planning my vision board for a future where my skills finally pay more than a four-month subscription to a...
so i was literally deep stalking this influencer who posted a gorgeous picture of the snowy Kashmir landscape. it was honestly breathtaking, but then my finger slipped, and i accidentally liked it. like, why am i stressing over someone’s photo of a place i’ve never been to, while sitting in my apartment in my funeral outfit—ready for anything? now i’m contemplating if it’s weird to send them a hea...
I still remember the day I decided to cheat on that test that changed my life. I had written the answers on my hand with invisible ink. Honestly, the panic I felt when my hands started sweating was like my own personal horror movie. When the teacher walked by, I was convinced my palm would turn into a water park. I could almost hear my future asking, “What did you learn today?” and all I could reply was, “Never use invisible ink under pressure.” Turns out, lying to myself about my intelligence was cheaper than therapy.
I still remember the day I decided to cheat on that test that changed my life. I had written the answers on my hand with invisible ink. Honestly, the panic I felt when my hands started sweating was like my own personal horror movie. When the teacher walked by, I was convinced my palm would turn into a water park. I could almost hear my future asking, “What did you learn today?” and all I could reply was, “Never use invisible ink under pressure.” Turns out, lying to myself about my intelligence was cheaper than therapy.
just realized i was dragged into working this weekend—AGAIN. everyone talks about systemic issues, but they never mention my 'voluntold' status at work. it’s like the universe is testing my patience while i debate whether to plan my nonexistent future kids' names with the person who doesn't even know they exist. ironically, the news about #ZachNunn hitting the headlines just makes me wonder if the...