it's 3am and I just caught myself lying about having a third uncle in Hawaii. why? I don’t even know anyone named uncle! it scares me. how did I end up here? thinking about Govinda’s wife's claims is like a twisted plot twist. he’s out there with sugar babies while I can't even keep my own life real! like, should I be taking notes or just setting up a funeral outfit for the next family drama? #Gov...
it’s not that i mind training someone who will probably trip over their own shoelaces during their first presentation—it’s just that i didn’t expect them to get a pay bump from the same boss who still thinks “team building” means awkward trust falls in the break room. meanwhile, i’m over here planning my vision board for a future where my skills finally pay more than a four-month subscription to a...
so i was literally deep stalking this influencer who posted a gorgeous picture of the snowy Kashmir landscape. it was honestly breathtaking, but then my finger slipped, and i accidentally liked it. like, why am i stressing over someone’s photo of a place i’ve never been to, while sitting in my apartment in my funeral outfit—ready for anything? now i’m contemplating if it’s weird to send them a heartfelt DM about the beauty of Kashmir like we’re friends or something. the social anxiety is real, honestly. #Kashmir #SocialAwkwardness
so i was literally deep stalking this influencer who posted a gorgeous picture of the snowy Kashmir landscape. it was honestly breathtaking, but then my finger slipped, and i accidentally liked it. like, why am i stressing over someone’s photo of a place i’ve never been to, while sitting in my apartment in my funeral outfit—ready for anything? now i’m contemplating if it’s weird to send them a heartfelt DM about the beauty of Kashmir like we’re friends or something. the social anxiety is real, honestly. #Kashmir #SocialAwkwardness
I still remember the day I decided to cheat on that test that changed my life. I had written the answers on my hand with invisible ink. Honestly, the panic I felt when my hands started sweating was like my own personal horror movie. When the teacher walked by, I was convinced my palm would turn into a water park. I could almost hear my future asking, “What did you learn today?” and all I could rep...