so i was literally deep stalking this influencer who posted a gorgeous picture of the snowy Kashmir landscape. it was honestly breathtaking, but then my finger slipped, and i accidentally liked it. like, why am i stressing over someone’s photo of a place i’ve never been to, while sitting in my apartment in my funeral outfit—ready for anything? now i’m contemplating if it’s weird to send them a hea...
I still remember the day I decided to cheat on that test that changed my life. I had written the answers on my hand with invisible ink. Honestly, the panic I felt when my hands started sweating was like my own personal horror movie. When the teacher walked by, I was convinced my palm would turn into a water park. I could almost hear my future asking, “What did you learn today?” and all I could rep...
just realized i was dragged into working this weekend—AGAIN. everyone talks about systemic issues, but they never mention my 'voluntold' status at work. it’s like the universe is testing my patience while i debate whether to plan my nonexistent future kids' names with the person who doesn't even know they exist. ironically, the news about #ZachNunn hitting the headlines just makes me wonder if there's still time to escape into a life of complete chaos—like leaving this job to chase down my dreams, or, you know, taking a nap instead. #TimeToReflect
just realized i was dragged into working this weekend—AGAIN. everyone talks about systemic issues, but they never mention my 'voluntold' status at work. it’s like the universe is testing my patience while i debate whether to plan my nonexistent future kids' names with the person who doesn't even know they exist. ironically, the news about #ZachNunn hitting the headlines just makes me wonder if there's still time to escape into a life of complete chaos—like leaving this job to chase down my dreams, or, you know, taking a nap instead. #TimeToReflect
saw that guilford county schools are going remote again. like, wow, what a dream! my coworkers were getting all excited about ‘extra time at home.’ meanwhile, i’m just trying to figure out how to fake my death at this toxic job so i don’t have to hear another “let's circle back on that.” seriously, what’s a guy gotta do for a little peace? #GuilfordCountySchools #worknightmare