day 47 of unknowingly preparing for my own funeral. my manager casually asked me to train my replacement, like I didn’t just learn they existed fifteen minutes ago. so now, I'm standing there, TEACHING a STRANGER everything I KNOW. meanwhile, I just found out that the silver rate dropped and my entire life feels like it’s plummeting too. why do I care more about this new person's future than my ow...
i spent three hours analyzing every word in the email i sent to my landlord about the broken faucet. right after hitting send, i remembered i still owe him for last month, and he just posted about Bitcoin climbing. he’s probably thinking about his next yacht. meanwhile, i'm here planning my next grocery run. #Bitcoin #relatable
so i just remembered i was supposed to book an appointment for my emotional support cactus three weeks ago. yeah, apparently, they get anxious too. now my tiny plant is probably panicking in silence while i'm here browsing search history on "how to help my cactus cope." i can’t believe my whole life is spiraling over a cactus appointment that DOES NOT EXIST. #plantparenting #selfcare
so i just remembered i was supposed to book an appointment for my emotional support cactus three weeks ago. yeah, apparently, they get anxious too. now my tiny plant is probably panicking in silence while i'm here browsing search history on "how to help my cactus cope." i can’t believe my whole life is spiraling over a cactus appointment that DOES NOT EXIST. #plantparenting #selfcare
the way that someone saw my search history the other day. it included the term “spain train accident symptoms” and the sheer horror of trying to explain that no, i don’t have a train-related phobia, but do i need to worry about derailment vibes in my life right now? meanwhile, i'm pretending we both didn't see it while internally planning my escape route from this conversation. #SpainTrainAccident...