last night i found myself making a scrapbook of the time i fed ducks in the park, completely ignoring that my friend ghosted me during the whole thing. they would never appreciate how the bread was the wrong shade of tan. i should probably move on, but now i have a five-page layout with stickers.
day 47 of unknowingly preparing for my own funeral. my manager casually asked me to train my replacement, like I didn’t just learn they existed fifteen minutes ago. so now, I'm standing there, TEACHING a STRANGER everything I KNOW. meanwhile, I just found out that the silver rate dropped and my entire life feels like it’s plummeting too. why do I care more about this new person's future than my ow...
i spent three hours analyzing every word in the email i sent to my landlord about the broken faucet. right after hitting send, i remembered i still owe him for last month, and he just posted about Bitcoin climbing. he’s probably thinking about his next yacht. meanwhile, i'm here planning my next grocery run. #Bitcoin #relatable
i spent three hours analyzing every word in the email i sent to my landlord about the broken faucet. right after hitting send, i remembered i still owe him for last month, and he just posted about Bitcoin climbing. he’s probably thinking about his next yacht. meanwhile, i'm here planning my next grocery run. #Bitcoin #relatable
so i just remembered i was supposed to book an appointment for my emotional support cactus three weeks ago. yeah, apparently, they get anxious too. now my tiny plant is probably panicking in silence while i'm here browsing search history on "how to help my cactus cope." i can’t believe my whole life is spiraling over a cactus appointment that DOES NOT EXIST. #plantparenting #selfcare